Pros and Cons by The Roots
Pro Con
Seeing Times Square for the first time In the pouring rain, lugging a suitcase
and walking 2 blocks in the wrong direction.
The weather was beautiful when we landed in New York. It was nice on the bus from the airport, it looked great as we headed down into the subway station, and it was pouring when we walked back out of it. We bought 2 $3 umbrellas which during our trek to the hotel managed to keep us dry from the shoulders up. After our misadventure in the rain (walking 2 blocks in the wrong direction and passing a different subway station on our way to the hotel) Brett was banned from navigating.
Luckily this was the only time it rained during our trip and later we were able to enjoy Times Square in freshly ironed clothes.
Pro Con
Eating the best barbecue New York has to offer which isn't quite as good as Texas
barbecue. Which is where we live.
Pro Con
barbecue. Which is where we live.
It was our first night, we were hungry, and it was close by. It was very good, but it seems silly in hindsight to go all the way to New York to eat something you can pay half as much for in your home town.
Pro Con
Getting VIP tickets to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon realizing that VIP is an acronym
for Very Inferior Peon.
for Very Inferior Peon.
I do not want any panties in a bunch over this, I am 100% incredibly unbelievably wonderfully totally inconceivably grateful that I had a guaranteed seat to LNJF. Omigoodness, BEST ANNIVERSARY EVER. I was surprised how many VIPs there were at this show. In our line we were about the 30th and 31st person. There was another line that got in before us -- by the time we got into the studio it was already half full. At this point I was feeling even more grateful we had gotten tickets, because by the time the poor sad-sack standbys shuffled in they had been waiting in lines for HOURS, and then watched the show from the hard wooden benches in the back. Not to mention the even sadder-sackier standbys who stood in line for hours and then didn't get a seat! I was sittin pretty 6 rows back.
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| our awesome wristbands and the tshirt we couldn't afford to buy |
Pro Con
Jimmy Fallon is my best friend. I am not even a blip on Jimmy's Radar.
Omigoodness, Jimmy came out of the curtain and pointed RIGHT AT ME! His eyes bore into mine and I could clearly read in them, "I know you, we are one." A thrill ran up and down my spine. Goosebumps! (Brett swears he was pointing at him, and apparently he had the same internal reaction. Whatevs Brett, I am clearly Jimmy's BFF). That was my moment (and probably every other person in the audiences' haha), because other than that first exit, there wasn't much more rapport with the audience. I was a little disappointed because honestly when you watch Jimmy on SNL and LNJF for years you really start to feel like he is your bestie. He is funny and unassuming and just a real cool dude. So I think deep down you think yeah, Jimmy is my friend. But when it boils down to it this is a guy who sees a new studio audience every day, face after face after face. Having a personal relationship with each and every one of them would be exhausting. Especially because many of them are probably freeeeeeeeaks. But I admit I was a little disappointed that there wasn't more give and take from Jimmy with the audience. I understand where he's coming from. In a, 'I am not a tv personality that weird girls fall in love with and weird dudes want to kill' kind of way.
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| I know you can't tell, but his arm is raised and pointing right at me. Or Brett. or the dude sitting next to me. Connection is in the eye of the beholder I suppose. |
Pro Con
Seeing Jimmy Fallon's Beautiful Face Seeing Jimmy Fallon's beautiful behind.
(A pro in any other context)
Joe Buck, a previous unknown to us sports-dummies, was actually an incredible guest. We liked him a lot. Jimmy also mentioned their movie Fever Pitch which we had actually watched the day before, so we felt pretty cool. Then Tig Notoro did stand-up (instead of a musical guest) and she was HILARIOUS. Jimmy was cracking up during her bit, and it was really fun seeing him being entertained. The Roots were also totally and completely unbelievable, as usual. In spite of Doofenshmirtz and the notorious Shake Shaft, the show was easily one of the best moments of our married life.
So, for all of you that helped make that happen,
(A pro in any other context)
So at the end of every show Jimmy runs up and down the aisles shaking hands and signing autographs. Brett and I were poised and ready to shake his hand when Doofenshmirtz back there ruined it aaaaaallll.
Jimmy had run up the other aisle and was coming down ours. Just as he was about to reach our row, Heinz Doofenshmirtz stands up and hands him this weird who knows what the heck it is T-Shirt. Jimmy is all, "oh wow, thanks Doofenshmirtz. I will now show this weird-A t-shirt to the camera as if I am going to treasure it rather than throw it in the goodwill bin the second I get off stage. Have fun seeing your t-shirt on a bum in two weeks." So Jimmy takes 2 steps forward to do the camera shot of the t-shirt, and totally and completely bypasses our row. We were left standing there with our hands extended like Sad-Sackians, watching Jimmy continue to shake everyone elses' hands but our own. The couple sitting next to us didn't seem that broken up about it. So we kicked their shins.
Pro Con
Lots of Nookie Too much Snooki
Don't worry, I won't go into detail. Let's just say that 5 years of marriage and 2 nights without children is a great combo. We had a gorgeous, quirky hotel in the heart of Times Square. I thought I would die in its elevator a couple of times, but as you can see, still here. Snookie brought us slippers, and since my mother taught me "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all," and I occasionally follow that advice, I will say no more about it. We do love the semi-hideous, totes-comfy slippers though.
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| Holy Geez girl, close your mouth! |
Joe Buck, a previous unknown to us sports-dummies, was actually an incredible guest. We liked him a lot. Jimmy also mentioned their movie Fever Pitch which we had actually watched the day before, so we felt pretty cool. Then Tig Notoro did stand-up (instead of a musical guest) and she was HILARIOUS. Jimmy was cracking up during her bit, and it was really fun seeing him being entertained. The Roots were also totally and completely unbelievable, as usual. In spite of Doofenshmirtz and the notorious Shake Shaft, the show was easily one of the best moments of our married life.
So, for all of you that helped make that happen,
T.H.A.N.K.Y.O.U
For everyone else, you suck. Hahahaha, just kidding. We love you too. We pretty much love everyone right now.
