Friday, January 20, 2012

49 Questions Your Spouse Will Answer.

So I was on pinterest and I came across this blog post with 50 questions to ask your spouse.  And as I was reading through it I was imagining how Brett would react if I tried to ask him any of these.  And huge eyerolls abounded.  And then he tried to get up to leave.  And then he fell asleep.

So here is a list of 49 questions my Spouse will actually answer without any serious eyerolling.

1. Do you want a shoulder massage?
2. Did I do anything that annoyed you today/this week?
3. Would you ever consider taking a (insert hobby) class with me?
4. What could I do for you that would make you interested in taking a (insert hobby) class with me?
5. Would you like me to scratch your back?
6. Do you like your classes/ job?
7. If you could change anything about your class/ job what would it be?
8. Do you want spaghetti for dinner?
9. Would you like to help me make dinner?
10. You're a great dad, you know?
11. What would you do if I ever died?
12. Do you know all of my passwords in case I died?
13. Have you been working out?
14. Have you lost weight?
15. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
16. Where would you like to travel with me?
17. What would you like for dessert?
18. What is your favorite way to eat chocolate?
19. If we were stranded on a deserted island, and you died before we were rescued, and I was
      starving, would you mind if I ate you?
20. Could you eat me if you were starving to death and I was already dead and you had no other
21. Would you like me to put the kids to bed?
22. If you could change the color of the sky, what would you choose?
23. Would you rather design a sky scraper in New York City or a high end Casino in Vegas?
24. Would you like to watch a movie with me?
25. Would you like to pick the movie?
26. What are 5 of your favorite all-time movies?
27. Why do you think my 5 all-time favorite movies are dumb?
28. If you could change one thing about your body, what would it be?
29. Do you want to hear a joke?
30. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
31. What is your favorite way to make popcorn?
32. Would you like to hang out with the boys this weekend?
33. Did you finish your homework?
34. Is there anything we need to get at the store?
35. Do you mind if I vacuum in here really quick?
36. Did you get a haircut?
37. Would you like some milk with your cookies?
38. Do you think I would make a good exotic dancer?
39. Do you want to arm wrestle?
40. Is our home fortified against a zombie attack?
41. What is the worst thing that as ever happened to you?
42. Would you be able to cut through your own arm if it was caught under a boulder and you would
      die if you didn't sever it?
43. What horror movie would be the worst to have to live through?
44. Do you want to answer 5 more questions and then have sex?
45. Who do you think is the most amazing, beautiful woman in the world?
46. What song do you think best represents our relationship?
47. Will you buy me that purse I've been eyeing for the last month?
48.  Will you fix the broken handle on the Honda?
49.  Will you watch the kids tonight during girls' night out?


The Youngs said...

I like #40, I personally think it's the most important :)

Allison said...

I love them all. Let's print out the list and bring it on a double date.

Taren said...

This is amazing. Thank you.