1. Write a blog post. OBVIOUS.
2. Catch up on blogs you used to read - you know, before you got pregnant and stopped doing all those things you used to like doing.
3. Take some pictures of the sleeping fart face. ( But DO NOT TOUCH HIM OR MAKE A SOUND. Unless you want him to wake up, in which case go lay down for a nap and he'll be up in 10.)
4. Bathe. hahahahaha just kidding. 5 minutes into your shower guess who will be calling your name! By the way, intimate moments with your spouse are also a trigger for baby to wake up- not that that would be a problem, since you probably haven't bathed.
5. Eat something while it is still hot!
6. Browse Amazon for things you think you need but know you can't afford.
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| you know, for all the stud earrings I have scattered around my house. |
7. Mindlessly watch netflix. Find shows you never thought you'd watch in a million years (and realize you actually like them).
8. Hate on Gwenyth Paltrow.
9. Exercise. (HA! I laugh, not because the baby will wake up when you are exercising- he won't! But because.... well, who does that!?)
10. Check on your baby every five minutes to make sure he's still breathing.
Finally, check the clock, realize he's been asleep for 3 hours and wonder WHY DIDN'T I TAKE A NAP???
3 comments:
bahahahah...Every mom know EXACTLY what you are talking about! Thanks for the LOL. The calories I burned off from laughing are going to count as my exercise for the.....month!
that's for sure!
Love your posts! It's only been a few years without a baby and I genuinely forgot all that. I mean, so literally, forgot. I swear, it must get wiped from our memories like the pre-existence! It all sounds familiar and makes sense, but I can't recall a specific moment of this stuff happening. But I can say with a religious-type surety, that I KNOW it did. I guess that's why having another still sounds like a good idea...sometimes!
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